The crazies...

So. I've been a little stale lately... stagnant in the water... no new guys, no new sex, old sex is getting a little monotonous... but I'm not on the prowl like usual. no clue why. HOWEVER as far as I'm concerned... FUCKED.

but.. this may also be a reason why my interest in men has soured.

the tale of the crazy internet man.

so i met this guy online a couple of weeks ago. Seemed like a cool guy. We talked one night... his interest in God  of bothered me.. but hey we all have our own beliefs... had a good conversation... boy seemed like he was intelligent and was definitely a potential.

So.. I realized that I have essentially been wasting my summer away and haven't done anything really "summery" so... we plan on meeting on a Monday afternoon for a walk on the beach.

First problem. Boy calls me in the morning to tell me that he is going for his 2 hour long rollerblade in the beaches. 2 hours... do you know how crazy that is? Anyways.... we had planned lunch..but hey, a late lunch could be nice.

Then I start getting reluctant to meet him.. from late lunch what? to me thinking about how sweaty and smelly this guy is going to be on our first date.. not my ideal. Anyways at one point he calls.. and very nicely I convince him that hes tired and that we should maybe hook up some other time.

Next day calls like two times. I don't answer.. sort of feeling a little bothered by this guy.. but hey whatever...

on Wednesday I was online again and saw the letter he wrote, thought he was cool, so write him again apologize for avoiding his calls... then the crazys set in. Over the course of the past 2 weeks this guy has called me just about everyday. And I would say between 2 and three times a day, on avg. We have gone through him apologizing, to him calling me a bitch...

after the first non-encounter he called like 3 times all upset saying he had ruined it... he even text messaged me at one point and told me that he had met a girl and that we should stop talking. "fine... do I look like I care?" and then

So, it finally ended on Sunday in the morning when I came online and told him to stop calling me. I had worked 20 hours ina 36 hour period and I was unavailable. He proceeded to say "fine go on keep avoiding me..." are you shitting me? all I have done to this guy for 2 weeks is give him chance after chance to prove to me he's not crazy and there he goes again!

I told him to fuck off... that I wanted nothing to do with him. I told him that the whole thing was ridiculous cosidering we had never met... that I didn't need all this DRAMA.

CRAZY MAN!

so ya... noticed that I hadn't posted this... too bad... well think I will now

Another one to add to the code

GIRLS:

don't fuck anyone that your friend is fucking... its bad manners... it doesn't matter if they are or not dating.. you know that's off limits.... there are plenty men... go find your own!

BOYS:

same thing with you... don't fuck your friend's fucks... there are plenty of girls out there.. let them have their glory and pride in fucking that one girl you haven't!!!

why is this code so fucking hard to grasp???