The code

so I was having a discussion today with a couple of the boys at work... and we were talking about "the code" you know the unwritten rules that must be abided by when it comes to sex.. and as a result I figured I mine as well write down an amalgamations of rules that we all somewhat live by... again just for my own amusement.. and hopefully yours.

what got this started was the rule that you can't sleep with your friend's ex, but you can sleep with your exs friends:P

now this has been debated.. some of the guys say that it depends on who did the breaking up, if the friend has moved on yet and how long they were together and have been broken up.

I say fuck that... you cannot sleep with your friend's ex. WITHOUT EXPECTING some sort of REPERCUSSION. Now... although I have not done this.. YET :P I know a couple of guys who have completely ruined friendships over breaking this rule.... like I said, its not like it doesn't happen.. just there are usually consequences...

its funny though how easy it is to sleep with your ex's friends... i mean the guys you know.. and love... and get along with... hey why not right?? and I guess the same goes for guys and their girlfriend's friends.

alright so that's the first....the rest are rules, codes, thoughts, whatever.. you know me...


2. if I'm close and you came... get down bitch:P
3. socks and nakedness.... NO WAY
4. you better kiss me after I go down on you.
5. and you better be able to reciprocate....
6. if you expect me to shave... don't you think I want the same?
7. if you are not horny, get drunk....
8. its not easier for girls to get laid... trust me...
9. size does matter... too big or too small, sorry boys:P
10. I cannot go down on a guy before he kisses me....
11. one night stands - no matter how much you say you don't care... you always care a little...

12. you feel like a million dollars when you fuck the hot ones:P
13. kiss during sex....it's hot


alright that's all I got right now... I would, however like to add to this list.. so if you have any ideas just post a comment on here and I'll post your thought!! if you want me to quote you with your name just let me know... you may become infamous:P

I'm out

My biggest pet peeve!

Guys who won't kiss girls after they go down on them. First of all, this is just bad manners, I mean if she's going to suck your cock.. have the decency to thank her for it by kissing her....

PLUS... what are you so scared of? we have to do it... I love giving head... but the whole cumming thing.. not something I would choose to have in my mouth for any other reason than it turns him on and that's hot.

There is nothing more hot for a girl.. well there are prudes out there.. so at least for this girl.. then a guy kissing me after I go down on him.

I would actually give up giving head if it meant that I wouldn't get kisses.

So for those of you that do not kiss after a girl goes down on you.. what is the time limit til whatever you are scared of goes away?

and if you go down on a girl would you want her to kiss you after?
what if she didn't want to?

that's all I got right now.